- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.
- Me: *watching Mentalist when my grandma comes and sits by me* Oh, hi grandma. Do you want to change the channel?
- Grandma: No, I like Mentalist.
- Me: Okay.
- *silence for a little bit*
- Grandma: *points to Jane and Lisbon* Are they married yet?
- doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
- me: my appearance
- me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality
why i hate this website
I think you mean why I love this website
Because this is fuckibg epic
Being awesome?Obviously, that mean comment was made by a hipster blog. They’re jealous of our fandom army.
oh my fucking god
i fucking hate you people