if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
(Source: khalessiofpizza, via coolwatur)
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
(via coolwatur)
- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.
the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
(via gallifrey-feels)
- Me: *watching Mentalist when my grandma comes and sits by me* Oh, hi grandma. Do you want to change the channel?
- Grandma: No, I like Mentalist.
- Me: Okay.
- *silence for a little bit*
- Grandma: *points to Jane and Lisbon* Are they married yet?
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
(via gallifrey-feels)
(via loonygoon)
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
(via loonygoon)
“youre gay? you dont look gay”
well shit wtf does a gay look like
(Source: profoak, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via rosswoodpark)
- doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
- me: my appearance
- me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality
why i hate this website
I think you mean why I love this website
Because this is fuckibg epic
stop
Stop what
Being awesome?Obviously, that mean comment was made by a hipster blog. They’re jealous of our fandom army.oh my fucking god
i fucking hate you people
(via obackbarama)
#fab #fabulous #death #blood #girl #police #crime #horror #dead #violence #me #nomakeup
(via pricklylegs)
