• me: reads fanfic.
  • otp: "i love you."
  • me: mutant noise
  • me: strokes screen
  • me: flails
  • me: drops laptop
  • me: rolls off of bed
  • me: rolls into space

cockyloki:

moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

I’d like to go back to the MARVEL question please.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via pirateking92)

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A of your OTP taking a fatal blow for Person B, yet instead of having a dramatic death scene play out, Person A is dead before they hit the ground.

(via skyfallat221b)

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

(via ericasreed)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

damnit-jane:

entwife-incognito:

carlaoliveira-cd:

mentalistaddicted:

The shippers on the plane.

Fantastic! I loved this.

This is brilliant! lol

Ledgendary.

(via adebors)

twirlingtroye:

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

perfection in three sentences

(via katherinestanabeckett)

"Who the hell is Felicity Smoak?”

(Source: sunshinesmoak, via harvspecters)

syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.

(Source: thedisneyprincess, via celebratingthemagic)

McGonagall: And, Potter… it’s good to see you.
Harry: It’s good to see you too, Professor.

(via onceuponastanatic)

hooked-on-captain-hook:

queenofallswans:

lauraahftw:

durnesque-esque:

durnesque-esque:

the-lady-swan:

syberian-inc:

Whenever people call their boyfriend or girlfriend bae I just
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Bagelfire??????

?????

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I’m sobbi nG

Im dead ahahaha

the notes 

(via ithinkimightveinhaledyou)

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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(via pricklylegs)

favourite character meme » six traits: very, very british [6/6]

(via fitzmonkeys)

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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(via onceuponastanatic)